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cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

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subscriberstothesun:

Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million not to become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?

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I was just washing my face in the communal bathroom on my floor and I heard someone walk in and heard them get paper towels out of the dispenser. But as they left, they definitely flicked me in the butt omfg. I didn’t see who it was because my eyes were closed while I washed my face but what the FUCK.

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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